- #EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO I WONDER WHERE MY GLOVE WILL GO SKIN#
- #EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO I WONDER WHERE MY GLOVE WILL GO PLUS#
- #EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO I WONDER WHERE MY GLOVE WILL GO TV#
I am not talking about a mic in a hostel with foreigners, I am talking about the open mic outside of your comfort zone. You start with your strongest oldest jokes. But first I'll have to trick them into sitting down to a cup of pink pudding.Īt the Foreign Mic, you wear your best clothes. I will save these for April Fool's when I want to prank someone. Moreau candy factory that had no business meddling with a perfect pudding recipe. This is like when someone thought it would be great to make a chewy jelly bean taste like formerly smooth and creamy peanutbutter. Bubble gum flavored pudding is at best, regurgitated gum, and at worst, thick medicine. The novelty of anything that tastes like bubble gum is that it IS bubble gum, so you get to chew it. Most of us would leave it out by the pool.
#EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO I WONDER WHERE MY GLOVE WILL GO SKIN#
Pudding is traditionally brown, beige or some other skin tone. Red gelatin mixed with whipped cream can make a pink snack, but even then you ask yourself why you're not enjoying real, unfettered Jell-o. Let's get the obvious out of the way: pudding is not supposed to be pink.
If I ended up hosting a sports - comedy talk show and he ended up playing the romantic lead opposite Mos Def then the gloves would go back on.
#EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO I WONDER WHERE MY GLOVE WILL GO PLUS#
Plus we have different interests and different strengths. If either of us gets anything the other shares in the success.
#EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO I WONDER WHERE MY GLOVE WILL GO TV#
We both audition for commercials and respond to postings about radio and TV spots. We've auditioned for spots at clubs, improv teams, on shows and been in contests to play cruise ships. We still put our names in the hat for consideration in comedy gigs, but it's less of a competition and more of a shared raffle ticket. I just called to ask him, but he can't remember either. We were at an open mic that for some reason required the audience to rank the participants. The last time Luke and I competed directly against each other was in Indiana in 2004. The real question is, when neither parent fights for custody, does the nanny get child support?įeel free to post your questions for Abbi in the comments section, to be answered in a later post, or write curlycomedy (at) with "Ask Abbi" in the Subject.ĭo things ever get competitive with you and Luke over comedy? If two multiracial children raised by a non-celebritity can manage, then two millionaire babies will be just fine. The other will graduate from Georgetown and be on TV.īroken homes just make a single mom work twice as hard, be twice as strict with academics and pour all her love into the kids. If my life is any indication, one of them will get a college scholarship and end up working in our nation's capital. Sure Tiger will go right back to golfing and Elin will get a book deal, but what about their children? I'm not worried about them.
Whenver the question of divorce comes up, we inevitably think about the kids. And socks and shirts and those stupid green blazers he won. My-Mother-Told-Me-to-Pick-the-Very-Best-One-and-You-Are-Not-It I thought she already had! Only because investigators found the following message written in lipstick on the mirror of the Woods family bathroom:
0 kommentar(er)
